Canton Fair

If I were to start a religion, one based on fear, I would tell my
congregation that Hell is a very real place, where you are forced to
eat at the Canton Fair McDonalds every day. This should be enough to
terrify even the most stout atheist, but for those few still
unconvinced I would explain the noise, the immense size filled with
people and the menu. The menu where you have 5 options, two of which
include a coconut flavor apple pie.

Honestly speaking, the fair has improved from last year. It's now in
three sessions instead of two which means less suppliers per session.
And even with the huge exhibition area, less traffic and chaos is a
definite improvement. But McHell is still there, loathsome and vile,
waiting for you to get desperate with hunger. It knows you cab only
walk so much further before you realize it's the only source of food
you can find. After, you feel violated and bloated.

Perhaps next year I'll try going hungry instead.

OP out.